sclaff

When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.

"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"

by MxLongDong March 24, 2023

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Put in a spliff

killed/dead

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)

by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019

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daff spaff

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern

damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff

by _wha_ March 22, 2021

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Exam Spliff

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining

Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!

by Ardley April 30, 2008

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When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).

Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.

by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

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