Spitzering

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

shittered

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

by Jenny August 3, 2004

slizzered

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

spitzer

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

by Chip M. March 11, 2008

Switzerdick

Dick that is considered to be foreign in some way - either in terms of country of origin, or simply gettin' some strange.

A simple way to refer to foreign dick without having to name hundreds of countries separately.

Delilah: How was your trip to Europe ?
Pooty: Excellent - I got more Switzerdick than you can shake a stick at !

Sassy : Bitch, did I see you up in the club with some new dude ? What'll your old man say ?!
Naomi : Just a one-off - I jes' needed to get me some Switzerdick.

by TrudyS August 3, 2010

Elliot Spitzer

1) The money shot of self-ruination.
2) A mixture of stroked Guvner's juice and chilled soda.

1) Jeffrey brought his coworker Ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an Elliot Spitzer and a nap. His wife Sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of porn.

2) Seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared Elliot Spitzer delicious!

by wisk March 13, 2008

spitzerized

when a well known political figure gets caught with his pants down.

the Dems will win the election if McCain gets spitzerized.

by snappy2 March 15, 2008