spitzer

A prostitution client who insists on condomless sex with a prostitute.

"Kristen was concerned for her personal health, so she had a strict 'no spitzer' policy."

by Hayduke March 12, 2008

spitzer

Anal sex with a prostitute without a condom.

The hooker wasn't gonna let me spitzer her unless I tipped her an extra thousand dollars.

by Spitzer12345 March 12, 2008

Spitzer

When you criticize people for cheating on their partners and then you do it yourself.

Joe: Hey isn't Steve going out with Angela?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: I just saw him making out with another chick! I guess all that talk about being 'faithful' to people was a bunch of bull huh?
Bob: Yep. He just pulled a spitzer on Angela...

by Itsnotthatfunny March 13, 2008

Spitzer

A Swiss-German version of the British term "Wanker"

"Hansli isch en Spitzer", "Hansli is a Wanker"

by Javier W,P April 30, 2006

spitzer

A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.

My physics professor got caught plagiarizing from a grad student's research paper. What a spitzer!

by UD Reader July 7, 2008

Spitzer

baller, but in a bad mood half the time, he enjoys playing video games and basketball. Get's anoyed very very easily.

John: Have yopu heard Spitzer?
Matthew: No, what did he do now?
John: He rage quited GTA and ruined the night for evryone

by NW Boss Fan January 26, 2023

Spitzer Girl

A prostitute. A street walker. A lady of the night

That govenor dude really picked up a hot spitzer girl.

by Jeffs Dad March 15, 2008