Spitetomatoes

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"

by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005

spiclette

same as nigglette, only it's a spic instead of a nigger

look at the spiclette's toy knife

by Clit Stiffwood November 11, 2006

spiglet

A spiglet is a small child of questionable decent but is obviously part hispanic and/or black. Usually from a white mother who does not know the father due to the fact that she got bumped at the club and either does not remember the father and/or will never admit who he is.

Mark: Awwwww, look at the little spiglet, he's so cute. MarkII: Ya, everyone thinks it is Jamal's but I think it's Geraldo's.

by skatz442 August 6, 2008

shitlets

Small peices of shit. Rabbit shit for example, is composed of many shitlets, instead of a smaller number of larger peices.

Can also be used as a synonym for: dingleberries, clingons or willnots

I thought I needed to take a monster dump, but it was just a few shitlets and lots of gas.

by Paul May 27, 2005

Gaydolf Shitlet

Gaydolf Shitlet is a illiterate Discord user whom of which cyber bullies people, spreads Nazi propaganda on Discord (Ultimate fucking cringe), and has a tendency to drive people to harm themselves.

Gaydolf Shitlet: Fucl you man i hyate you, you ary ugly and yiy suck dick go fuckb yoyrsellf
The person who was insulted: Wat?

by Fighting_Remnant February 23, 2020

spiglet

a cross breed between a spic and a nigger. similar to a niglet but a mix breed

so i was watching this porn with a nigger and a spic...i think they were making spiglets

by Jeraldo April 16, 2008

shitlet

a little piece of turd that sometimes dangles off your ass when your taking a dump.

I always have shitlets when i take really long dumps.

by john stewart December 28, 2004