Spinch

A spinch is a bird known to perch up in high locations also known as glitches. The spinch does not have talons however the spinch carries rockets and grenades. People believe he evolved from the peacefull Finch species in a natural seclection type attempt to fight off human activity in its natural environment. may be accompanied by a Maholms

Oh My god. is that a ..... this is the last thought it ones head when they see the smoke trail from a spinch rocket.

by Maholms September 10, 2009

Spinch

A really dirty bumhole.

Tom - 'Not had a shower today, still got clumps of poo in my ass pubes and its fucking itchy'

Catherine - 'ewww, spinch'

by MrMingeMunch May 31, 2011

spinch

noun; The area of the inner arm or fold created by the connection of the bicep and forearm opposite the elbow.

Chris: Man, my spinch is so itchy.
Eddie: Oh no. Here, borrow my Cortizone 10 cream.
Chris: Thank you.
Eddie: You're welcome.

by Spinch June 11, 2009

Spinch

A tiny amount of anything, including but not limited to time, ingredients, or feelings

Traffic is really bad, I may be a spinch late

by Ben Grande May 02, 2018

spinch

To mentally and physically destroy someone

(roast battle)
man: you smell like shit (beats the shit out of other guy)
some spectator: damn he just got spinched!

by spinch boy November 14, 2023

Spinch

Spinch - to pinch the sphincter to avoid turtle heading.

Or sometimes an unfortunate misspelling of Spinach which happens to be a delicious highly nutritious green leafy vegetable. That happens to be quite beneficial to your colon.
Spinch/Spinach --------> BIG DIFFERENCE!

You had better use the loo now, or you'll be in a real spinch later.

We got ta get out of here man! I'm totally spinching.

I'm brooding a spinch.

by LauraLeeLee May 26, 2021

Spinch

An illegal immigrant.

That spinch in front of Home Depot built my deck the other day.

by Hemeroid McGee September 22, 2023