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spin a yarn

To tell a wild story.

To tell a bullshit story.
The children would listen to the storyteller spin a yarn about giant ants living under the school.

The great storyteller Aesop told fables that were total crap.
by peckerwould September 20, 2010
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sphincter sprinkler

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.
by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011
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Spin the block

To come back around on a block, to re-shoot at an opp (opposition), to finish the drill. Or, to add new suspects to the hit.
“Fuck da, spin the block, shoot the friend too.”- NLE Choppa
by Ja’cenny July 5, 2019
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Spin class

A group exercise session in which participants ride stationary bicycles at varying speeds and resistance settings. Popular among middle-aged women, health nuts and racing cyclists
After hitting menopause, Mrs. Baker began attending a spin class in order to maintain her physical fitness and gain an opportunity to socialize with other women her age.
by Comrade Cottontail January 11, 2009
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Spin The Wig

Spin The Wig - the definition of Spin The Wig - “when you’re so happy you have to Spin Your Wig”
I had a great weekend at a rave that I came into work and shouted “Spin The Wig.” Spin The Wig is a saying when you’re so happy and want everyone to know about it.
by SpinTheWig January 18, 2019
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Spin Back Thru

When you fight someone and your opponent leaves and you want them to come back
Guy 1: I’m out

Guy 2: where you goin? Spin Back Thru
by Montana M April 16, 2019
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Sphinctard

A sphinctard is the all too common combination of Asshole and Retard. A typical sphinctard will fuck things up, lose or misplace his things, make a lot of mistakes and then actively, even agressively, blame others for all of it. A sphinctard will NEVER accept blame for anything, no matter how obvious it is to others that the sphinctards problems are of his own making. Sphinctards always have a feeling of entitlement, usually the product of rich parents that totally spoiled them when they were growing up. Sphinctards are ALWAYS cheap. Sphinctards usually have few friends, but sometimes have suprisingly good looking looking girlfriends. The girlfriends ALWAYS have a very low self-esteem because they are the only people that will put up with a sphinctard for very long. Sphinctard's girlfiends usually split the tab or pick up the whole thing.
1. That Sphinctard borrowed, then crashed his sisters car, then blamed her for not having better quality tires on it.

2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.

3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.
by Construction Guy August 8, 2009
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