Spadefaced

Getting so drunk its like you got hit in the face with a spade

you were soooo Spadefaced last night

by Notorious 2K10 August 23, 2010

SIDEFACE

The abrupt turning of the head/face to the left or right with an utter look of disgust. May also be accompanied with "the hand."

That fool's nasty ass breath was all up in my face so I straight up had to give him sideface!

by Nic de la hottub December 28, 2007

spidermane

Spider man but if he was trap as fuck

John: I ain't ever seen someone Cook up some crack so fast
Joseph: ah naw bruv that's just Spidermane

by Cupochow December 21, 2016

spidermaned

To Cum in your hand before you go to sleep and wake up with sticky hands like to gain spidermans powers

Ewww man i fell alseep last night and woke up and spidermaned.

by Shakezulia February 28, 2008

SPIDER FACE

Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.

Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!

Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!

by Gmac2k9 November 2, 2009

Spitzerface

The face of reluctant apology (or crapology) because you have to even though your shit's totally fucked regardless, as made by New York Governor Eliot Spitzer as he apologized on national television for sleeping with high-class hookers, even though he knew he was going to have to resign over this.

Represented by the emoticon:
):-

Douche: She caught me in bed with her sister.
Friend: What did you do?
Douche: Well, I dismounted first, then apologized
Friend: How's that going?
Douche: (spitzerface) ):-

Fatty: I ate his last doughnut. What do I do?
Fatty's Advisor: (spitzerface) ):-
Fatty: Shit, you're right.

by jmattyc March 12, 2008

Spadeface

Daisey!

OMG theres daisey that spadeface

by Troy the hitman February 3, 2009