Specular

something extremely awesome or impossible that happens

That skateboard trick is so specular.

by KKMHM July 21, 2009

speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.

"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.

Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.

by Jessica February 26, 2004

Spiculate

Trying to use logic to interpret the actions of a Latino.

That shit Jose did was fucked up! I cannot even spiculate on what his intention was.

by chi-nigs & niggarosa October 30, 2011

Spiclage

When you get within a girl who has only been with Mexicans and you are the first white boy to smash.

Brandon: Hey man are you going to get with that Dakota girl?
Chris: Fuck no! I hear she has some spiclage on her!

by Toaster Tits June 18, 2017

Hetero-Speculative

Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.

Tyson turned out to be hetero-speculative, as I heard he was in the pride parade yesterday.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

speculation

An unidentified substance, resembling jizz, that appears somewhere it is not normally found.

"You have some speculation in the corner of your mouth."
"No, I was just eating some ranch wings."

by thespeculator October 18, 2009