adj. To be worthy of sperm. Describes a very attractive woman that is fit to be fucked. The term also describes a woman who deserves sex because of her looks or personality. It establishes an unwritten criteria for a female's sexual eligibility.
That girl is definitely spermworthy.
Guy #1: Dude! That girl is disgusting. She is not spermworthy.
Guy #2: Thanks dude. I dodged a bullet there.
Girl: Why are all those popular girls having more sex than I am? I'm more spermworthy than they'll ever be. It's uncanny!
Guy #1: Dude! That girl is disgusting. She is not spermworthy.
Guy #2: Thanks dude. I dodged a bullet there.
Girl: Why are all those popular girls having more sex than I am? I'm more spermworthy than they'll ever be. It's uncanny!
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Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.
Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)
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Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
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2) Something that you were a long time ago.
3) The inhabitants of testicland.
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1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.
2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.
3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?
4) Those poor spermatozoons !
2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.
3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?
4) Those poor spermatozoons !
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When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
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