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spermworthy

adj. To be worthy of sperm. Describes a very attractive woman that is fit to be fucked. The term also describes a woman who deserves sex because of her looks or personality. It establishes an unwritten criteria for a female's sexual eligibility.
That girl is definitely spermworthy.

Guy #1: Dude! That girl is disgusting. She is not spermworthy.
Guy #2: Thanks dude. I dodged a bullet there.

Girl: Why are all those popular girls having more sex than I am? I'm more spermworthy than they'll ever be. It's uncanny!
by Abejohn102 May 16, 2011
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Spermfro

A particularly sad, failed attempt at a gerry curl due to over-lubricational issues.
Damn, did you see Jerry Rice on "Dancing with the Stars", his SPERMFRO was ridiculous!
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Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.
Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)
by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011
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Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.
Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010
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Spermatozoon

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !
by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009
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Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.
When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
by scodder May 15, 2010
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spermsational

adj; an exceptional orgasm in terms of the amount of semen that a man ejaculates during said orgasm.
"I hope you don't get pink eye, but you must admit that was pretty spermsational."
by Christopher Prosser March 11, 2008
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