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Water Sheringham

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

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How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
by arseblog July 31, 2009
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spring-heel

A particularly agile, athletic and elusive thief.
Named after so called "Spring-heel Jack" a notorious pickpocket and burglar, active in Manchester(England) in the 1950's
Jack(Spring-heel)McMaster was finally caught in 1959 after committing an estimated 900+ offences. Though he never used violence,being too fast to be caught,he was sentenced to 8 years in gaol. He escaped from Strangeways gaol after 3 days and was never apprehended again.
It's generally safe in Barcelona, but you've got to watch out for spring-heels.
Be careful ...watch out for spring-heels !!
He's OK, but he's a bit of a spring-heel Jack (said as a term of endearment)
by Marshallasthefish December 10, 2007
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Spring Ford 8 ball

A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.
Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?
by KEGsuperior March 4, 2022
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Charlie Spring

Charlie Spring is a character from the book/tv-series "Heartstopper" played by Joe Locke. He falls for a boy named Nick Nelson that he sits next to in his form. You should watch- no- YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH HEARTSTOPPER BECAUSE ISTG IF YOU DONT YOU WILL REGRET IT. IT WILL LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
Charlie Spring is a character from Heartstopper (on Netflix and on Webtoon) Played by 18 year old actor, Joe Locke.

"I really like the character Charlie in Heartstopper."
"I love Charlie, I relate to him so much we're practically the same person."
"Oh.. Are you okay?"
".... What?"
by AntSage April 28, 2022
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spring awakening

a kickass musical about coming of age in turn-of-the-cetury germany that opened on broadway at the eugine o'neill theatre in winter of '06. the show was adapted from the book of the same name by frank wedekind. it has a large base of awesome and dedicated fanatics, largely because of the show's risky themes and explicit songs. it features supurb acting and vocal stylings of young actors, all of which are under the age of 24 (in the original cast).
dude #1: hey wanna see spring awakening?

dude #2: is that the one with all of the sex?

concerned friend: so exactly HOW many times have you seen spring awakening?

guilty one/spring junkie: only 11!!! but im rushing it next weekend. and the weekend after. and the weekend after! YAYYYY
by Marianna Whealen May 28, 2007
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Spring Gulch

RV and Campground sight in Pennsylvania, about 20 minutes from the famous "Amish Country" Most commonly linked to "Ole Bertha" the 8 pound bass that's found in the lake on the campground area.
My buddies and I are going up to Spring Gulch for the weekend in our RV to try to get Ole Bertha
by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017
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senior spring

An extended period of time experienced by a person wherein they can conduct themselves in a carefree manner with little to no repercussions.

Senior spring is similar to the attitude toward work exemplified by a forth year student in high school or college during their spring semester.

This term was made popular by NBC’s The Office in its eighth season, for it was spoken by Pam Halpert, a leading character.
Pam: At this point, when you’re this pregnant, it’s kind of like senior spring. The other day I spit my gum out on the carpet.
by A. William November 10, 2019
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