Snurglary

The act of getting up in the middle of the night and sneaking into the kitchen to raid the dessert and comfort foods, eating them down to the last few bites, before any else has a chance to have some.

We, and all of our friends, are experiencing an epidemic of snurglary in our houses. This morning, the dozen box of doughnuts I brought home last night was lying empty on the floor when my wife and I came downstairs.

by DBLambert January 9, 2016

Spermglary

The unlawful theft of one's ejaculate.

When Maggie rapes Jakob Dylan and steals his ejaculate, she will be charged with first-degree spermglary.

by blasme April 6, 2010

sperglord

Person who claims to have Asperger Syndrome or to be "on the spectrum" as a form of plausible deniability to disavow all responsibility for how they behave in polite society, no matter how obnoxious or dangerous to public safety.

Wow. For a minute there I thought there was a nonzero chance that innocent unsuspecting family out for a pleasant Sunday stroll on the walking path with toddlers in tow, would've provided enough of a buffer zone to slow down that sperglord cyclist hurtling his way to the MIT cafeteria buffet, enough to allow me to take the most inspired leap of split-second evasive action I've ever taken in my life to avoid getting my silly sadly deluded ass spun into the ground. Fascinating!

by ghozzap August 13, 2022

Superglarekamehameha no-jutsu

At first intimidating, but truly harmless glare given by mousey little who like to hide behind other people (preferebly friends) and like to talk shit they can't back up.

"OH-SNAP! Diana's Superglarekamehameha no-jutsu has no effect! I'd best smack her shit up!"

by Miho May 6, 2005

Spergotry

1. Spergish behavior or an instance of it.
2. The practice of sperging

Lenin looked upon the spergotry of the minecraft community and laughed heartily.

by leninparty December 12, 2013

snurglary

The act of getting up in the middle of the night, sneaking down to the fridge or freezer, and eating the choicest comfort food down to the last bite or two, which is (are) left in the bottom of the carton.

Every time we buy ice cream, we have to try to hide it from our teenager's practice of snurglary.

by DBLambert January 7, 2016

sperglord

(1) one who lords over ALL THE SPERGS

(2) one who freaks out for no reason

(1) "temply pecker is such a fucking sperglord. he needs to calm his tits."

(2) "i faked a relationship and rushed into a real one and am now mad that people are asking me about it. HATE YOU ALL SPERG SMASH"

by ggbbfb March 14, 2013