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A singleton is the name associated with women that only have one nipple. The name originated from England, when a girl by the name of "Singleton", who was later found to be mentally challenged, was found running down a busy motorway completely naked. The most distinguishing feature of the crazed girl was the fact that she had a large right breast and a "deflated" left which did not show any form of nipple. Thus, the term "Singleton" was born.
"Holy fuck bitch, you got a damn singleton, get off my cock!"
by Colonel Cocklong January 20, 2010
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Singleton

A male or a female who has no active moral, emotional or sexual partner of the opposite gender.
You singletons will never understand the feeling of having a girlfriend! I surely have one! I am not lying..
by AristotleGiovani May 31, 2020
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spanglemonkey

Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun
I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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Singleton

A single sock missing it’s other that would make it a complete pair.
Wtf Scott, you and all your mismatched socks! What are you going to do with that singleton you pulled out of the laundry basket? Put it in your drawer by itself?!?
by ScottySez April 27, 2020
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Amber Singleton

Amber Singleton is the most gorgeous girl you will ever see in your lifetime
She is soo caring and loving and once you have one by your side... NEVER LET THEM GO

They are smart and successful and will live and amazing life so you want to have an Amber in your life

Her soul mate will be called Tyler but she could leave him for a Harry (hehe)

She has an amazing bum and great boobs
She's drop dead gorgeous

Once you love her there's no going back because she's too good to lose
Omg that girl is so pretty and she is good at almost everything.
She must be an Amber singleton
by Tyler Field May 6, 2020
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jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year
holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton
by Lukard_oh November 23, 2022
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dylan singleton

this is what you call that one friend that washes their hands after having a shower
Guy: Is that guy washing his hands?? He just had a shower!!
Guy2: Yeah, we call him dylan singleton
by funnyguy66 August 30, 2022
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