SPENCH

a combination of the words SPEND and MUCH. A spench is someone who spends much.

JOE - Have you seen Gary?
PHIL - He's out buying a new boat
JOE - That guy bought a new boat last year
PHIL - He's always buying stuff
JOE - What a spench

by Donald MacDonald November 11, 2005

SPENCH

TO EJACULATE SEMEN. shooting CUM shooting sperm. Erupting JIZZ. Popping off after sex. Shooting spack on something. Orgasming after some hot fucking.

Lisa was being a bitch in bed, so I pulled out and SPENCHED on her face.

by Mark Kosobucki April 14, 2008

Spench

Noun: a young, upper-class male who lacks defining traits. Like a chad, without anything interesting about him. Could be known as the beta/gamma males (compared with the alpha male).

Most of the guys who go to the gym in the morning are spenches.

by Undeniable_Pants February 27, 2023

Spench

Spanish but stupid

Spench is the worst class

by Spench=better January 25, 2022

Spench

When you hear someone claim that a song is a bop and you feel the need to use a different word that has more meaning.

This song is fucking spench my dude!

by Bitchface mcgillicuddi September 27, 2019