spelunker 

How the fuck would I know?

Guy 1: "hey man, I'm thinking about becoming a full-time spelunker."

Guy 2: "How the fuck did you get in my house?"

spelunker by Not videogamedunkey November 9, 2022

Spelunker M.D. 

Nickname for a gastroenterologist, or other medical professional that assists with medical care for the anal patient.

I had my colonoscopy done when I turned 45, and Spelunker M.D. was on point with the experience.

Spelunker M.D. by Eddie Shell July 30, 2024

vulva spelunker 

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

vulva spelunker by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.

Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!

Rectal Spelunker by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008

ass spelunker 

an individual who explores the anal passageways of another, through use of a tool such as a dildo or a penis. derived from ass, the anal region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones asshole. also used to describe a homosexual.

"boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin shit you ass spelunker, m'kay?"

ass spelunker by Anonymous August 1, 2003

anal-spelunker 

(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.

(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.

Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.

John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.

Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers

anal-spelunker by Randomus August 12, 2006

Greek Spelunker 

The act of inserting an illumiated flashlight into a female's rectum, then spreading her labium with both hands, attempting to "see the light"

I lost my class ring in Kristen's gaping cavern, and had to perform a Greek Spelunker in a valiant attempt to recover the lost treasure.

Greek Spelunker by Darryl N December 14, 2008