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spending amnesia

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
by whydee September 16, 2011
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Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009
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Spedi Knight

The term Jedi Knight parodied to describe someone who is special, retarded or spasticated.
"Dude you're clumsy today, what are you some kind of spedi knight?""
by cult88 September 3, 2009
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speedish

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat
Bish said what... while on coffee,are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror
by PIMPIV May 2, 2008
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Speodin

To Wear Ones Thong Backwards also known as a frontal thong wedgie.
Dayle: The Wind blew up Emilys skirt today man, i sware her thong was Speodin!

Kyle:Dude! Thats Fucked up!

Emily: I feel risque today... i think i will speodin.

Judy: Don't be a slut emily.....only crude boys like that.
by shnooginz October 31, 2009
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Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 7, 2009
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Spedistic

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.
Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"
by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022
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