Spemen

What my friend said while drunk, and trying to say sperm/semen at the same time.

I'm going to fill her up with my spemen.

by MotoX134 November 22, 2007

I am speeed

jon arbuckle is speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."

by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021

Speener

The exact spot on your taint that is in between your asshole and genitalia. It applies to both males and females.

Suzy was flirting with Steven and accidentally touched his speener.

by Terp 31 July 14, 2017

spleeny

Having a low tolerance for pain or discomfort, especially cold.

From: Maine and Atlantic Canada.

He's wicked spleeny. A little bit of a chill and he's whining like a puppy.

by Nikkiru December 17, 2004

Spreen

Spreen is a well-known Argentinian youtuber and streamer. His content is varied and creative, he always thinks of innovative ideas to enjoy with his community. Spreen is a charismatic and nice person who has worked hard to grow and succeed on the internet.

Person: What's up Spreen, can I take a picture with you?
Spreen: Yeah, yeah, obviously no problem.

by ñomiii April 4, 2022

spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"

by Morathor March 30, 2004

spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009