Speedian

A level of lameness equal to that of Dr. Speed.

Over time, Copeli's opinions reached Speedian levels.

by Mick Smiley October 23, 2004

Hotline Miami Speedrun

Playing or replaying a level in a game so much that you can quickly and flawlessly complete it.

After playing through Titanfall 2 on every difficulty, playing through again was like a Hotline Miami Speedrun.

by Onion_Boy.png August 22, 2017

Oreo Speedman

The Coolest Motherfucker In The World, Better Than Obama And Hitler Put Together.

hey oreo speedman! i wish i was cool like you

by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010

Speedrape

A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.

Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....

by USB Schooler September 25, 2011

Life speedrun

Basically it means go die faster.

Person 1: You suck at this game!
Person 2: go life speedrun

by SomebodyDoingStuff March 23, 2021

speedramps

The dreaded heamorroid.

Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

cum speedrun

A cum speedrun is a speedrun where the speedrunner has to cum on every free porn website there is in the internet (xhamster, pornhub, xvideos, and so go on). This mean that after every cum you have to go on other website and keep going cum without any rest until you finish going into all porn websites.

Guy 1: Barry just said he did a cum speedrun.
Guy 2: he's Dry Balls Barry now.

by dumbballs69 November 23, 2021