chocolate speedway

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

by Mark November 23, 2003

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Indianapolis Motor Speedway

A 2.5-mile oval track/2.601-mile road course located in Indianapolis, IN. Opened in 1909, the track became famous for the running of the Indianapolis 500. Since 1994, the track became host to a NASCAR event, the Brickyard 400. From 2000 until 2007, a Formula One event, the United States Grand Prix, raced on the infield road course. Beginning in 2008, the track will play host to a MotoGP event, the Indianapolis Grand Prix.

The Indianapolis Motor Speedway is a magical place. Every race fan in the country needs to make a trip to this track at least once in their lifetime.

by Keith Laney October 5, 2007

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California Speedway

Shoving a tube into a girl's ass then rolling HotWheels cars down it.

"Give me a California speedway!"

by Yo madre essay November 26, 2006

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Texas Motor Speedway

Texas Motor Speedway is a garbage racetrack. It's so bad they have to throw glue down just to get multiple grooves to race on.

Texas Motor Speedway deserves to get bulldozed

by Yeet lmao 69420 October 22, 2020

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Speedway

A place for hookers/sluts/whores, or anyone just lookin' for fun. Usually very busy and popular. The Speedway is normally in business anywhere from midnight to 5am. If you plan on attending one of Speedway's nightly orgies, rapes, are one-on-ones, be careful. It's some seriously fucked up shit. Entire bathrooms and offices have been redone in the past due to "work related incidences". Speedway does, in fact, take coupons. Be sure to leave tips!

"So, what'd you do last night?" "I don't fuckin' know, I just woke up naked on a street corner with a coupon stuck up my ass cheeks." "Awesome! You were at Speedway, too?!"

by YOWADDUPHOMIEG February 18, 2011

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