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Speed-bagging

The act of rapidly fisting your partners asshole as fast as you can.
Yo Johnny, I was Speed-bagging this girl last night, She loved it.

speed-bagging his neobean 

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

speed baggin' 

Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....
Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !
speed baggin' by Fav February 15, 2008

speed baggin 

the act of repeatedly bangin your ball bag off of a girls chin while recieving head.
Tracy's chin was sore after i was done speed baggin her.
speed baggin by speed bagger March 30, 2007

speedbagging

When a girl is giving head on her knees whilst the man stands, and she punches the scrotum repeatedly like a boxer punching a speed bag.
Hilary: So last night me and Ryan went out to dinner...
Friend: How was it?
Hilary: That asshole was staring at the waitress' ass the whole time, but i played it cool. So when we got home he thought he was just getting a BJ, but when i got on my knees I gave 'em a good old fashioned speedbagging.

Speedbagging the helmet 

The act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bloody load.
His woman got mad and left his house before they could fuck so he got stuck "Speedbagging the helmet" for the rest of the night.