speared

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....

by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005

SPENARDED

to get told one thing and delivered another

you just got spenarded

by DUMONTOOOO January 22, 2018

Spedtarded

Being sped and retarded at the same time

"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man

by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019

Sparded

To be interrupted when using an Armoury Crate, or Rune of Transfer in Nyzul Isle Investigation.

Omg I've just been sparded!

by Seshamaru January 10, 2009

speared

right on smart comment

You speared that dumbass and made him call for mama

by Bigalb3 October 18, 2007

Speared

A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.

Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

speared

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin

jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher

by bipolarbear35 January 20, 2008