spedophile

One who is sexually attracted to special education students, those who ride the short bus.

That spedophile Alan is so desperate that he hits on the retarded girls.

by Don Wong October 27, 2003

spedophile

A person that is IN FACT a sped and likes or is dating someone that is more than 2 1/2 years younger than them.

Person 1: OMG he is such a spedophile
Person 2: Exactly like he's 7 and she's 36

by niceguy313 December 23, 2019

speedophile

Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.

Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.

by Bwian Silver Dragon January 5, 2009

Spedophile

The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.

“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”

by Slydog11 June 24, 2020

Spedophile

Something you call someone when they're not so smart and also like to touch children

"Man, President Biden is such a spedophile."

by Judge, Jury, Executioner January 21, 2021

Speedophiles

Creepy old guys who hang around in super tight swimming trunks.

You'll find loads of wrinkly old German speedophiles in European holday camps.

by ped333 August 5, 2010

spedophile

A retarded pedophile.

-the spedophile: *slobber drool* "Let me see your pee pee little boy. I want to touchy touch."

-little boy: "Mommy! The old retard is hitting on me!"

by Gina and Nikki October 26, 2003