spastic jawline

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

by Jawlord January 30, 2017

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.

Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.

by Eskibear October 26, 2003

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018

Spastic in the attic

"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.

"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"

by James Buckley August 26, 2007

spasticated

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

by rainey06au August 28, 2005

crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016