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Sparkle Dick

Hold a lit sparkler up to where your crotch region lays.
troy "LOOK AT MY Sparkle Dick!"
by BUMQUEEQUEE June 13, 2009
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sparklefuck

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
by Jasson O. December 31, 2007
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Spackledick

Bisexual, psychedelic, naked, atheist cowboy from Texas, whose partner thinks he struck an oil gusher every time he climaxes.
I totally just joined Freethinkers of the South for some spackledick.
by Yvresse June 18, 2011
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Sparklebuck

A straight man obsessed with a lesbian even when knowing she's a lesbian.
John is Dana's favorite sparklebuck.
by Sweet Daddy September 3, 2003
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Sparkletinkercat

sparkle: What the Twilight vampires do.
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tinker: Commonly used to define members of the Irish travelling community. The previous definition cites the use of 'tinker' in this context as ignorant. Maybe he/she is a tinker (in the metalwork sense of the word) and does not like his traditional profession to be used in such a manner. I would like to add that Irish travellers traditionally were very improvising metal workers and sold pots made of scrap metal to make a living (as opposed to topping trees badly and laying poor quality tarmacam like they do now).This is the long-standing origin of the association of Irish travellers with the word 'tinker'
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cat: an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
i walked up to a cat and died because i was vapourised
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A vampiric demonlike cat-being who should be respected due to the way that what ever they play with immediatly becomes an Irish travelling machine. Do not get vaporised by its laser eyes when you think that its cute.

Meow
Eddie: You shouldn't pet a Sparkletinkercat Joe!, You might become a well made scrap metal pot or something!
by Sparkletinkercat December 30, 2020
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sparklesack

Omg look at that sparklesack!
by CafeConnisuer February 4, 2024
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