Spark it up

To start

"You can spark it up and i'ma put you out"
(Start tryin' me)
Lil' Wayne "Fireman"

by LilAntonius October 27, 2008

spark it down

A much much cooler way of saying spark it up, meaning to light a cigarette or joint.
- Also a way of letting somebody know it's their turn to spark and share the smoke/joint.

"Spark it down!!!"

by Annie-Banannie May 15, 2005

Spark it and park it

When you light a joint and sit down

"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"

by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

by The Pillager November 5, 2005

spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen

Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.

by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014

spank it

To masturbate.

Present: spankin' it
Past: spanked it. "Spunked it" works, too.

Harrison: What'd you do today?
Elizabeth: Wrote an exam, went to work. I'mma go home now and spank it.

by SPee[d] January 3, 2008

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017