starburst

Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite

God damn that was a good starburst

by Jebus December 10, 2002

starburst contradiction

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.

Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!

by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010

Slambuster

male version of a slamhound. A male that you take home to slam with no intention of getting his number before the next morning. Less respected than a booty call.

I'm leaving the club, snagged me a slambuster for the night.

by Rachaeled April 6, 2011

Double Starburst

While receiving anal sex, the receiver grabs a large purple dildo and performs a reverse reach around so both giver and receiver may enjoy their purple starfish (asshole) being burst.

Do you want to come back to my apartment for a double starbursts?

I haven’t had a hard time taking a shit because of last nights starburst.

Can’t go out tonight. Paul and I did a double starburst last night and my ass is sore.

I have a loose caboose from the double starburst last night.

by Futt Bucker 2000 June 6, 2021

starburst

A contradiction; referring to the starburst commercial

Person: I hate you but I also love you so what do I call that?
Person: a paradox?

You: Nope
You: starburst

by f00dnetw0rk December 13, 2010

yellow starburst

unwanted, last to be scelected, werid, letdown

Joe: Mmmmm...starbursts are awesome
John: Can i have one?
Joe: Sure (hands John Yellow starburst)
John: damn...

by Pfhil Stagoski June 7, 2009

Triple Starburst

The act of pissing, shitting and vomiting on yourself simultaneously, or at least in the same "session". Normally associated with extreme drunkenness.

I think I'm about to triple starburst

by JT83 February 28, 2011