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Spaceman 

when you masturbate for so long the air accumulates from the front end to the back end, creating an ass blast so hard to go to space.
dude 1: dude i just spaceman'd last week so hard i didnt come back til today
dude 2: holy shit
Spaceman by bigniknok June 22, 2019

Spaceman 

Freud's god.
'That girlfriend of yours is a fucking schizo.'
'Cool it dude, you're starting to sound like the Spaceman.'
Spaceman by MC Impious December 16, 2008

spaceman 

a delicate confectionary, like the angel from barbarella, blissfully unaware of his own budding homosexuality and yet ripe for the picking like the most exotic of orchids, rim him with vigour and conviction
spaceman as in fill my 'space' man
spaceman by gazzamongo July 24, 2008

spaceman 

The most sick and disguisting act involving sex...

It's where a man takes a shit (or a number two if you prefer) inside of a woman's pussy after licking it until wet.

WOW!!!
nothing need be said about the spaceman
spaceman by spacemonkey? November 1, 2008

Spaceman 

An insult refering to ugly ass alien looking humans who may possibly have blended in with our species.
Tommy: You did you see the dude who looks like the alien emoji?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?
Spaceman by Realest State September 13, 2015

Spaceman 

When you are not thinking properly and mess up something obvious
Yesterday 13:45
Benji: 077653366

Today 18:57

Simone: Benji can you send me your mum’s number

Benji: I did haha, it’s the message above

Simone: ahahahha omg sorry I am such a spaceman
Spaceman by ANAMOX April 25, 2021