spaceman

Posts spacey things that make you go "wtf?". He must be as high as a kite, and with the grammar of a 5 year old.

Fighter of NightDarker.
spaceman: so vegetablr stock comes from the bones of what vegetables?
by FuzzyBB July 25, 2009
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the spaceman

when you are in 0 gravity and you cum in the air and a woman
catches it in the air with her snatch......
the spaceman are heros....
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spaceman

by bob March 28, 2003
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spaceman

a delicate confectionary, like the angel from barbarella, blissfully unaware of his own budding homosexuality and yet ripe for the picking like the most exotic of orchids, rim him with vigour and conviction
spaceman as in fill my 'space' man
by gazzamongo December 05, 2005
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spaceman

The most sick and disguisting act involving sex...

It's where a man takes a shit (or a number two if you prefer) inside of a woman's pussy after licking it until wet.

WOW!!!
nothing need be said about the spaceman
by spacemonkey? September 19, 2008
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Airsick Spaceman

When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.
John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman
by bobmek January 24, 2018
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