Spackcock

A cross between spastic and cock originates from the uk troops in Iraq in 2003 now widely used in the forces........

Ed is such a spackcock for an officer.......

by AJ212 August 7, 2009

Spadock

someone who's useless at computers today.. likely a receptionist for a doctor who forgot to book your appointment and got you to waste a trip

What a spadock

by Flesheatingbug January 19, 2022

Spacedicks

Whatever you do, don't look it up.

Don't look up spacedicks on Google. Please.

by abcddotdotdotxyz August 5, 2012

space dock

To defecate into a woman's pussy.

I space docked your momma last night and went to sleep.

by NothinButDaTruth April 30, 2006

spacedogfarms

a small farm floating in Space offering the seediest seeds to grow the greenest greens.

"wow, those broccoli seeds from spacedogfarms are fuego. Germ rates were 90's and terps kept me level. Grew then and saved me a bunch of money from Whole Foods"

by warmlikeminnesota June 5, 2020

spacock

what the hell am I doing with my life...

Spacock

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by RadToons April 18, 2023

Space Dock Fondue

A variation on the classic "Space Dock", generally reserved for party situations. Here, one female is chosen to serve as the "fondue pot." One male, who has taken a gentle laxative, shits watery diarrhea into the woman's vagina, thus filling the "space dock fondue pot." Next, each man at the party takes turn in dipping his hard pole into the fondue pot, coverinig it with shit. Finally, each man's partner licks the feces off his shit-encrusted cock, as if it were a chocolate covered banana.

Guy 1: Hey guys, this party is boring, want to play some Jenga??

Guy 2: Hell no, that game sucks. I have to take a big, liquid shit. How about I fill up Suzi's cunt with my ass juice and we have a space dock fondue party?

Guy 1: Now why in hell didn't I think of that?? You're right, Jenga does suck.

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 18, 2008