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Spacebound

Jeff has my heart Spacebound.
by corenabeanuh June 14, 2011
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spacedock

The ultimate sign of trust between two men. One man takes his uncircumcised penis and envelops the head of another man's penis with it. It is expected that both men wear astronaut helmets and nothing else during the procedure.
Bridge, this is control.
We are preparing to board.
Initiating spacedock.
Foreskin opening, enveloping in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Trust engaged.
by IndomitableSnowman March 13, 2010
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Spacedog

When a child's head is level with your butt, and you fart into their mouth. As heard on the podcast "In the (Fro)Zone".
I spacedogged so many kids at Disneyland today.
by AFishCalledRwanda December 9, 2012
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spacedocking

the act of crapping in a woman's vagina, thereby filling it with feces
The spacedocking Kirk gave Allyson on Saturday night was massive and warm.
by TCgo September 20, 2008
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Spacedocking

Whereby a male or female human being deficates from his or her anus into the wide-open vagina of a female human being. Not to be confused with male on male or female on female poo-scissors, similar homosexual oriented sex acts, or any other non-human animal related "docking" act, which is just wrong.
"Dude, we were talking about spacedocking, and then she just opened her box and I spacedocked her with a monster turd."
by Cleveland McDuck March 26, 2009
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Spacedock

To shit in the vagina.
After some fun times, Luke spacedocked Marissa.
by Joe Hotdog October 24, 2006
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Spaceboots

An occurrence or temporary paralysis of the leg(s) and feet immediately following an extended stay on the toilet whilst using a mobile device.

This is a result of ones leg(s) lacking the needed oxygen to function properly. Difficulty walking or controlling ones leg(s) or feet and often appearing as a limp to a third party.

Texting, Tweeting, Instagram, Facebook, pinterest are all common causes of Spaceboots.

This can be alleviated by discreetly bending ones knees multiple times while rinsing hands to restore leg functionality prior to exiting the restroom.
Co Worker Joe: Dude, why are you walking so funny?

Paul: I got a wicked case of spaceboots following a Instagram binge on the toilet.

Coworker: Weak.
by Swampfox1 October 3, 2013
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