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Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.
Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!
by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005
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Dylan Souza

Began playing horns at age three. After years of working in a tofu manufacturing company, created the "souzaphone". Later the invention would be stolen and renamed "sousaphone" due to infringement
Dude! Dylan Souza totally pissed into his sousaphone
by M0THER April 9, 2009
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d'souza

A recent migrant that espouses an irrationally right-wing conservative agenda - ostensibly against the interests of their own ethnic group - because they yearn for acceptance from the broader community. Facts and rational political argument are always subordinate to this emotional bias. They impugn the integrity of liberals who sincerely hold opposing beliefs. This is all in a transparent bid to establish rapport with those they believe to be culturally superior. Their resulting adulation among the right-wing base propels the d'souza to turbo-charge their ideology machine and, in turn, be used as a politically-expedient totem.
This Fox News debate on immigration is completely d'souza.
by Anthropologygasm November 4, 2013
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Dinesh d'Souza

Of or pertaining to evil. d'Souza is well known for his writings on minorities, liberals, and foreigners. Although he himself is two of these, he beleives each to be a source of badness in the world, and would like to eliminate all three of them. For more on this see his book 'The End of Race' - a modern day 'Mein Kampf' (by A. Hitler). He dated Ann Coulter.
Dinesh d'Souza loves when people stomp on his throat.
by Gabriel Archangel November 6, 2006
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d'souzared

In its simplest form, rape.

Applies more directly to taking advantage of young, drunk/unconcious/helpless/often ugly, traveling girls on their first trips away from home. Can and has been known to apply to men also, d'souzared buggery.

Often takes place in cities such as Sydney or Bangkok

Result, usually jail where in turn the D'Souzarer becomes the D'Souzared...
Alex just d'souzared that girl.

He's going to d'souza her tonight.

That d'souza likes to bugger men.
by Jeff Lamp September 11, 2006
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SOUZA

souza, source of unusual Zionist assault
the doll souza's proclaimed there were portages but there Jewish side kept popping out every time there was money to be made no matter how small the amount
by DRILL FOR OIL NOW October 27, 2019
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souzana

Yes, Souzana. Not Suzana, Susana or Souzanna. She’s one of the best friends you could ever find. If you wanna be friends with Souzana be sure that it is a commitment. She is a funny person, who always put her family and friends in first place. She will be there to cheer you up when you need it, and she helps you with your problems, making them be way simple to resolve than you thought. Souzana also loves her culture and country more than anything.
Hey, who’s that girl?

Oh! that’s Souzana.
by Just_a_random_person_in_here November 27, 2021
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