South African Salamander

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.

She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

South African Flapjack

Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.

Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')

one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!

other guy: Awe!

(south african flapjack)

by ghj December 29, 2007

South African Par-4

Whilst masturbating, just prior to ejaculation, you realize that the 'woman' you've been masturbating to is, in reality, a transsexual yet you continue anyway; bringing yourself to orgasm.

Adam: Last night I completed a South African Par-4!

Evan: Wow bro, congrats.

by GorthBrooks May 31, 2014

South African Handjob

A back rub, generally unsolicited, which may be performed with or without clothing.

WTF, I was just sitting there and Stan came up behind me and gave me a South African handjob. What a fooking prawn.

by Yellow TLR June 6, 2011

South african snake trap

a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.

--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

South African Blowjob

When your partner places a loaded dart gun on your penis and proceeds to shot it into the eye of your cock

Imka destroyed Jabulani”s cock last night after giving him a South African blowjob

by Moax O’Neill April 16, 2019

South African Sub

It is when a Black man takes a shit and a white man cums on it. The white mam makes lines on the sub so it looks like a sub. You may add lettuce and tomatoes and such but after you do all of that you put it in the freezer and when its frozen you take it out you let it get less cold and then you eat it. Most people do it while on a picnic

That south African Sub me and John made yesterday was delicious!

by russianmonk November 21, 2013