2 definitions by Dr. Bottom

South African Salamander

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.

She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

Santa Monica Sleeper

-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.

He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.

by Dr. Bottom March 19, 2010