Wow, you forgot your wallet, got pulled over, AND locked your keys in the car?!? What a fucking soup-sandwich!
by IceLore July 23, 2003
Get the soup-sandwichmug. A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. This term is often shortened to just "soup."
The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.
The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.
by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004
Get the soup sandwichmug. Term used extensively in the US Army to describe something that ain't right and 9 times out of 10 can't get right. (If you put soup between two slices of bread...it ain't right, nor can it get right).
by V. Vicious November 10, 2010
Get the soup sandwichmug. Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."
by harry flashman July 23, 2003
Get the soup sandwichmug. "Recruit, what the hell is up with your hair, it looks like a fucking soup-sandwich!"
"Airman Langendorfer, you've got to be shitting me, your shoes look like a soup-sandwich!"
"Airman Langendorfer, you've got to be shitting me, your shoes look like a soup-sandwich!"
by NatePD May 18, 2010
Get the Soup-sandwichmug. something that is so fucked up, that it reaches an impossible degree that its compared to a sandwich made out of soup.
by jim nasty April 4, 2005
Get the soup sandwichmug. What the hell is this? You call this a car? The tires are flat, the engine block is cracked, and the left turn signal doesn't work. It's soup-sandwich.
by eidechse July 4, 2004
Get the soup-sandwichmug.