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Sorted out for E's and Wizz

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.
-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)
by sergio jose da silva April 26, 2011
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Soren’s knees

A cuisine that is harvested by inserting a fork or other sharp object into the back of the object in question.
“I’ve got a craving for a hot steaming plate of Soren’s knees
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Force-sorting

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.
I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.
by carlygoodman September 5, 2007
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stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?
by JSMAX October 6, 2010
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Sorting Hat

A woman's vagina is known as a sorting hat when she fucks any man to find the perfect fit
I heard Vicky has a Sorting hat, she has fucked every man at work but not found the right man to Slytherin.
by Eggroy March 2, 2017
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Sorenova

A stupid Khajiit who's only redeeming quality is being good at editing videos
Person 1: "Wow! I just saw a Khajiit zoom past me before I could even blink!"
Person 2: "Must've been that damn Sorenova again, all hopped up on Skooma."
by 328th July 22, 2018
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Sorthener

A person from the south of England who embraces northern culture i.e Brown sauce, steak and ale pies, mushy peas, Oasis, Adidas sambas and the Happy Mondays. Sortheners are often found north of Watford gap trying to blend in.
Richard: Are you staying down here this weekend
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!
by Dhamio6587 December 27, 2013
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