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Solar Eclipse 

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.
Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.
Solar Eclipse by Sentinel Stark April 18, 2018

Solar Eclipse 

A Solar Eclipse happens when yo mama passes between the Sun and the Earth.
Look at that! Isn't the Solar eclipse beautiful?

Oh there she goes!
Solar Eclipse by nooblegend6927 September 1, 2019

Solar Eclipse 

When a man readjusts his pants and the highlight of his balls can be seen.

Basically male version of cameltoe.
Oh my God, Jason just readjusted and he has a major solar eclipse

solar eclipse 2017 

The solar eclipse took place on August 21 2017, and it was a huge event. Millions of people looked at the sun change to a different colour. You had to have special glasses to look at it, or else it could cause you permanent eye damage. The internet world created many meme's for the event.
"Did you see Donald Trump Looking at the solar eclipse 2017

without glasses?"

"Yeah, he's bound to go blind now"

News: Don't look at the solar eclipse (2017) without glasses
Me: Looks at sun without at glasses because i'm too broke to pay $40 for a pair

Solar Eclipse 2017 

The solar eclipse on August 21, 2017. This was a rare chance to see a total solar eclipse across pretty much the entire United States, and if you looked at it, you could've gotten blind.
That Solar Eclipse 2017 was lit.

full solar eclipse 

When a white guy plugs a black girls butt hole then pulls it out and finishes in her eyes temporarily blinding her.
Dan gave Yolanda a full solar eclipse.
full solar eclipse by MattC12 August 24, 2017