Sockmaster

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.

Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster

by R8586N January 19, 2021

dirty sock water

When irene makes French press coffee for herself and no one else

Irene made some dirty sock water again

by Ryderman1234 October 31, 2017

Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.

I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!

by Buttpucker December 28, 2015

cockwater

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.

Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?

by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010

SOCKMASTER

THAT NAME GIVEN TO THE GUY WHO MASTERS THE WHACKSOCK.

Boy he sure is slick donning that whacksock. Someday he might become a Grand Sockmaster

by sockmaster May 18, 2011

Silkwater Fix

When a female stimulates the male penis with silk in her hand while the erection is underwater. After orgasm both male and female enjoy eating fudge together.

Sally gave Timmy a silkwater fix for his birtday..and he loved it even after it was over(because he got to eat fudge even after he had his orgasm)

by Jang-Boo June 30, 2005

Schwater

(Noun)
Est.2001

A substance that is excreeted anally that is a mix of water and the shits.

"Andy had to run to the bathroom because he had tacos that gave him Schwater bad.

by Prodigler February 8, 2008