1. An evil race of alien masterminds.
2. A item of clothing for the
feet.
3. The
thing that mothers dread washing.
4. A low
budget condom.
1. "The world has been overrun by
socks."
2. "These socks are fucking incredible."
3. "Jesus Christ! You can wash your own bloody socks!"
"No way
mum, they stink."
"Well they're only gonna get worse!"
4. "Oh shit, I
lost my C-card, I'll have to use my socks.