sockitis

wanking in ones sock regularly

Sockitis: Usually happens when hanging around the strand road area of Baldoyle with one or more Healys(Dick)

1 he`s wanking in his socks again on the strand looking in o`conners window, sick bastard
2 He tried to get up on SOC but she wouldnt let him so he wankds in his sock instead

by ha ha healy March 29, 2009

Socialitis

The urge to be in a social setting amongst others of similar interests. Usually these settings include bars, lounges, or night clubs, but could include smaller more intimate settings.

I'm definitely going out this weekend, I've been suffering from a bad case of socialitis.

by Certified Enterprises October 13, 2016

Squaritis

When a person has multiple square features.

She has squaritis.
She has a bad case of squaritis.

by itis1519 March 2, 2018

Sour Sackaritis

When a man's scrotum has a strong, pungent odor due to being unwashed or some kind of prolonged, untreated rot.

"You don't want to go down on him. He has Sour Sackaritis!"

by Harpell June 6, 2018

Scartism

A mental disorder in which the person with scartism thinks and acts like every thing around him will hurt, or scar him/her for life.

A whiney person who is afraid to do anything without getting hurt in some way, shape or form.

A wus would be an example of a person with scartism.

by deine pyromeister, CGT August 13, 2009

socratis

is a greek name meaning fag...

today my friend was a socratis

by i rock your world December 7, 2009

oscaritis

When a film director directs a film with the intention of winning an Oscar rather than making a good film.

I saw Wolf of Wall Street last weekend, and Martin Scorsese has a case of Oscaritis. The performances are painfully Oscary, and the flashy, unoriginal technique (a rip off of Scorsese's Good Fellas) was like being hit over the head with an Oscar. Definite case of advanced Oscaritis.

by shootandrun January 22, 2014