Soberitus

A disease caused by not consuming enough alcohol

"The last time I got drunk was like 2 weeks ago!!" "Oh dear! I think you need to go to the doctors.. It sounds like you have soberitus!!"

by WillandClaire February 1, 2013

soberlitious

Sexy, Single, and Sober

That woman use to be a Hott Mess, but is now Soberlitious!

by carriePie November 9, 2014

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

Sobernite

A person who prefers to remain sober and abstains from drugs and alcohol at all cost

John Doe: Hey, ask that guy if he wants to get high as balls with us
Jane Doe: nah, he’s a Sobernite

by Johnny Assballs March 23, 2022