snarkalicious

Sarcastic. A term used exclusively by the kind of pathetic, trying too hard future soccer mamas to whose "jokes" friends can only respond with a blank stare and vague, twitchy attempt at a smile. Seriously, don't ever, ever use this word. It is strictly douchebags.

"Then the waitress at TGI Friday's was like, 'Do you want a doggy bag?' and I was like, 'No, I just want to throw out the other half of this pork chop!' I mean, seriously! She had it coming."

"Wow, girl. Snarkalicious!"

by Not That Kind of Girl August 30, 2009

snarkalepsy

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010

snarkastic

Given to the use of satirical wit containing a little dash of pure evil.

No matter how hideous looking a child actually is, one must always avoid snarkastic remarks about the hideousness when around the child's parents.

by kirupa January 6, 2013

snurk my glurk

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

french snorkal

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.

While on vacation I received a French Snorkal in the swimming pool.

by midnight rider2727 October 9, 2017

snarkasm

Especially snide or belittling sarcasm, often directed at a person to their face.

Alternately: Snarcasm

While the comment, about a third person, "Yeah, that's really going to work," is just conventional sarcasm, the same comment, directed at the person will exaggerated inflection, "Yeah, that's REALLY going to WORK," slips into snarkasm.

by Jason Flahardy and Jessica Powell June 14, 2006

Skurka

Usually a typical A-List Biden supporter. Tends to like fat women that eat more than they shit.

"Where's our local Skurka?"
"He's at the Biden rally with his morbidly obese girlfriend."

by I hate minoritys April 7, 2021