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A snurge, in this day and age, has been described as the term given towards someone who has keen tendencies towards flirting with members of the opposite sex. This doesn't necessarily mean flirting with one person, depending on your level of skill, this can include flirting with numerous people at once. There are 3 levels of snurging starting with the lowest.

DIDISNURGE - this is a secret type of snurge, one who goes about their snurging business without getting noticed. Usually their snurging will consist of one or two people.

JORDISNURGE - this is the most unpopular type of snurge, usually their target is 3 or 4 people but their way of snurging is a little different to others. Usually consists of doing favours for members of the opposite sex and laughing at their unfunny jokes.

JIMMYSNURGE - This is the ultimate level of snurge, this type will snurge numerous people whether they be single or not, and will get away with it. They're techniques are very unique that opposite sex members usually fall head over heels in love with them. However, this type is very rare, not many people acheive this level of snurge.
"look at him buying them girls a drink, he is definately a snurge
snurge by Mr. Williams frank November 15, 2010
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A shorter way of saying "snacking urge"
Matt: Oh man, I have such a snurge right now, brb
Jen: GO GO GO :P
snurge by Mattiefrick February 26, 2015
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A creepy dirty dog of a pervert, like a mix of Jimmy Saville and Steptoe; the type to come in a snotty hanky.
The next door neighbour likes to hang all of his yellow underwear on the communal stairs, he's a bit of a snurge.
Snurge by Jimmy the ciggy September 10, 2018
To go around having a hard sniff at someones bike seat (specifically after a long bike ride)
Oh my gosh greg look at the guy snurging those bike seats! Or to be a snurge
Snurge by Chlochlo_2617 July 12, 2022

storm snurge 

To furiously sniff girls biycicle seats or gussets while wanking
A storm snurge just came over me, biycicle seats are just not the same anymore. Vagisel was a bad idear!
storm snurge by bathgirl September 26, 2010

Snuggeth 

A hybrid life form. One part Snuggy, one part shuggoth, Snuggeths come in five sizes: small, regular, large, extra-large, and Cthonic.
Hal didn't show me how to summon one but he did give me a regular size snuggeth.
Snuggeth by Malazoth November 7, 2010

Brain surgeon 

Damn bro I didn’t know tanisha was really fucking with that brain surgeon, you think if I got rid of my yee yee ass haircut she’d stop fucking with him.
Brain surgeon by Savage X January 21, 2021