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jeezy sneeze

A special kind of queef, when said vagina is overrun by a yeast infection.
"Mucus? In the chair? Corbyn, you back to jeezy-sneezing all the time? You should get that checked out, Quick." Jeezy sneeze
by BTWyourcuplidwasinmyass December 3, 2013
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Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."
Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.
by L3 January 13, 2010
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sneezoning

When you're looking forward to eating something and a third party lacking a reasonable amount of hygiene sneezes on it.
Since I complained about the long wait for my appetizer, the waiter added his own sneezoning before bringing it to my table.
by ILUVJENN April 25, 2007
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Snezhana

This girl is out of this universe! She’s an alien from the future sent to bless you with her preposterously good looks and charm. Her big blue eyes will make you forget all your troubles and think of heavenly waters! You’ll want to swim in those waters! She is tall and lean, with luscious hair and sculpetd abs, the body of a goddess! This might make her seem intimidating, but she’s really the sweetest, most genuine, down to earth girl you’ll ever meet. She accepts and loves everyone, but don’t cross her or attack her friends or family, or she’ll take you down like a baby sac of potatoes! She is so smart, creative, and quirky; she loves literature, all things beautiful, and affection. Men dream of her and women hate to love her. She is like a bright shining star, but don’t get too close, or you’ll get burned!
Guy : “Wow, this ocean is so beautiful, so enticing, so deep!”

Guys friend: “Get out of there quick man! Those are Snezhana’s eyes! You’ll get lost in them!”

A totally different, unrelated, new guy (crying): “Wow I just had the most amazing dream of this goddess queen!”

New guys friend (also crying, but for an unrelated reason): “Oh that must have been Snezhana, you’re so lucky you were blessed with her presence!!” (Continues crying because he’s jelaous AF)
by Aliengoddessqueen February 8, 2019
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Logan Paul Sneeze

Logan's stupid fucking excuse to lose a boxing match to KSI
KSI : yo i won bruh

Logan : nigga i sneezed 3 times this morning

logan paul sneeze
by JahsehOompaLoompa November 13, 2019
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Sneeze Atheist

A person who doesn't say "Bless you" or "Gesundheit" after hearing someone else sneeze and anyone who ignores or prefers not to receive such a response after sneezing.
Greg cringes at work after sneezing when the chorus of "bless you", "bless you" rolls in. He sneezes a couple of times most mornings in his process of waking up after getting to work. He finds his coworkers annoying in their ritual and has become a "Sneeze Atheist".
by Commuter on Breeze December 16, 2012
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snuzzlebunnies

To bury ones' face in a girls breasts.
Me and Jen played snuzzlebunnies earlier.
by Mulambo May 26, 2005
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