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Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.
Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?
by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009
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Snowshark

Any black woman who prefers the company of white males
"look at keldra she's with james and richard "

"yh she realy is a Snowshark"
"fo dizzle"
by readybreck August 27, 2009
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Snowtarded

The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.
Man, the weather man predicted snow. I'm not ready for all these Atlantans to act snowtarded!
by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010
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german snowstorm

The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head
"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"
by BBBallA10 February 6, 2007
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Saskatchewan Snowstorm

When you jiz in an ice cube tray than later when your woman asks for a drink you use those ice cubes to cool off he drink.
Celeste was thirsty so I gave her ass a saskatchewan snowstorm
by DeesNuts February 17, 2005
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Japanese Snowstorm

When one guy gets on his knee then 7 Japanese men surround the man on his knees. turn on a very large fan and start jerkin it and shoot all the jizz at the guy in the middle while the large fan blows the jizz around like a snowstorm.
Scotty got a Japanese Snowstorm last night from a bunch of big gay japs
by big_hung_rat_b-211 March 18, 2007
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Tijuana snowstorm

The act of ejaculating into a small desk fan while your partner sits with their face on the other side, So that the load hits the blades and is scattered like the juicy flakes of an oncoming blizzard.
Jesus, is that lotion on your face or did you get a Tijuana snowstorm?
by Lil’nacho May 28, 2019
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