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snowjob

When a man puts his penis between a lactating woman's breasts and proceeds to titty fuck her. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman squeezes her nipples causing breast milk to flow over her breasts as the man is ejaculating, creating a blizzard of bliss over the woman's now snow-capped mountains.
Guy 1: Oh, man! I just found out I got my girlfriend pregnant!
Guy 2: How come you are so excited?
Guy 1: Dude. Are you crazy? Now I can give her a snowjob!
by Senor Sueno December 20, 2010
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snowjob

When a female gives a male a blowjob, but seconds before commencing, she puts snow/ ice cubes in her mouth. This feels weird for both participants, since the freezing sensation can cause temporary numbness in curtain spots. Enjoy.
That snowjob last night almost made my dick freeze off man.
by Yotam F October 29, 2007
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snowjob

To beat someone down in the snow...by use of snowballs, kicking snow, ramming face into snow, putting snow down clothes(into hat/hair), making someone slip/fall in snow...a couple punches thrown in (not a fight in snow)

one way to trip some1 is to have someone else kneel behind the target while someone pushes the target over, this could be a setup against the person kneeled down, cuz he could become the victim of the snowjob because he is already on the floor.

-usually done to a friend(in fun)...or someone trying to act tough(still fun)
-it takes atleast 1 person to thrown them down into the snow, once that is done, about 5-20 people will help with the snowjob!
-when done to more than one person, it requires planning, and role-playing
"Yo lets snowjob him"

either whispered, or said loud in excitement...during planning
by Loveshot September 26, 2005
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snowjob

A snowjob is consentual sex with a black woman, coined by MasterChris AKA Mr. Money back in the 80s when he was an underground rapper from Kansas City
Do you want a snowjob?
by MasterChris AKA Mr Money February 6, 2009
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snowjob

Blowjob given to a guy by a girl named Snowy
Snowy gave him a 'snowjob' last night
by kat432 August 27, 2008
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peoria snowjob

When your friend goes inside early during a smoke break and you cover his or her car in snow, as if a snow plow has blocked them in. Originated in Peoria, IL.
Friend - "Dude, that pansy ducked out early, you wanna give him an old fashioned peoria snowjob?"

Friend #2 - "Oh fuck yea brah, lets get that turd."
by PeoriaSnowSpecialist February 5, 2010
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John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.
by loloololololol August 15, 2017
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