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if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin

How guys in general(especially black guys) explain they only go for white girls. This term makes other races of women very angry.
"Bro there was a black girl trying to rizz you up"

"That's her business bro, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin"
by Tobacco_boy October 19, 2022
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if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin

How a black man explains that he only has sex with white women.
Guy #1: That fine ass black chick was all over you at the party, why didn't you try and get at that?
Guy #2: Cuz if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin... nahmee?
by tendervittlebit October 6, 2011
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Snowing

What happens on cold days with a form of crystallized ice, snowflakes that fall from the clouds.

An act of bullshitting your way out of being in trouble, being nice and sweet. Putting on a front, acting with an alter ego. That's fools most people.
Wow it really snowed outside Johnny! Look at all the frosty and white on the ground and icicles, For seral!


Snowing,Like most pedophiles
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009
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it's snowing in brazil

a phrase used to secretly tell a girl that her bra is showing without bringing everyone's attention to it
by ElisabethEmma May 20, 2008
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Snowonderful

The wonderful feeling you get when the weather man predicts a huge accumulation of snow heading towards your area

The wonderful feeling you get when you wake up and your lawn is covered in snow and you realize its a snow day and crawl back into bed

The wonderful feeling you get when your school announces a snow day

Basically anything wonderful that happens that deals with snow
Ben: Did you here the good new?!
Eddie: They caught El SheBart-O?!
Ben: No fucktard
Adeola: Whats the good news?!
Ben: School is canceled for tomorrow!!
Adeola: Thats Snowonderful bro! (Fist Pump)
Eddie: (Mental Fist Pump)

Eddie: Thank God for this Snowonderful snow day. Orchestra blows.

Ben: I woke up this morning and saw all the snow and thought what a Snowonderful day to build a 7 foot snow man

Adeola: Drive safe in the snow and have a Snowonderful night!
by Jerk Squad 2.0 February 9, 2010
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Snowing like a banshee

A term used by Elginites (a small town in NE Oregon) to indicate it is snowing really hard.
by UWFuzzy October 4, 2016
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if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman
Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.
by Saul Godman May 11, 2022
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