Smelted Snowflake

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019

Throwing Snowflakes

Baseball term: When a pitcher throws a multitude of different pitches in order to keep his opponent guessing.

Bumgarner is throwing snowflakes tonight. No two the same.

by Maxxpowers October 31, 2014

Texas Snowflake

The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.

My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.

by Crazypatty July 16, 2009

Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

by Monty Burns May 7, 2020

Snowflake Privilege

The advantage to using emotions to win in an argument instead of facts. Also not caring when presented with facts.

Johnny and Bill are discussing an issue. Johnny presents facts and logic why Bill is wrong. Bill says Johnny is wrong and ignorant because this issue has happened to Bill's friend. Bill is using his snowflake privilege.

by LogicLord June 5, 2020

Snowflake

A very sensitive person. Someone who is easily hurt or offended by the statements or actions of others.

This has nothing to do with politics. Snowflakes can be liberal or conservative. Whether it is a compliment or an insult is a matter of opinion and depends on the context.

Don't criticize Jane for what she did. She's a snowflake and you'll only upset her.

by TampaRay April 4, 2017

peruvian snowflake

cocaine, only the purest snow

yo whitey, you want some of this peruvian snowflake? Real good stuff, melts at like 180 degrees.

by J C February 3, 2004