Snow Job 

Misinformation and outright lies meant to confuse and deceive uttered by a political propagandist disguised as a white house press secretary or other pseuo-journalist such as a Fox Network sponsored pundit.Anything that Tony Snow says can be considered a 'Snow Job'.

"Did you hear the latest 'Snow Job'on Fox News?"I don't know how that man(Tony Snow) can read what Karl Rove has written for him without cracking up"

Snow Job by Ed Doran October 1, 2006

snow job 

The 2001 tuck rule shenanigans that overturned a Tom Brady fumble and allowed the Patriots to force the game to overtime, and eventually win.

The Raiders should have gone to the superbowl that year.

The snow job was the most gut wrenching officiating decision in playoff history.

snow job by hiddenattacker September 23, 2010

Snow Job 

When a guy buries a girl in a snow bank leaving only her mouth uncovered and proceeds to face fuck her or in other words, receive a blowjob.

Hey man that was some snow storm we got!

I know! I took my girl out side last night and she gave me a snow job! I splooged all over her face and it froze!

Snow Job by Hot Dog 14 October 24, 2013

snow job 

A common excuse used almost exclusively by the female gender to prevent from having to perform oral sex on their male partner by convincing said partner that his penis is too immense to comfortably fit in her mouth during oral sex, resulting in nearly as much pleasure to the recipient as an actual orgasm due to massive inflation of their ego.

1. Hey man, did that chick you are dating finally start sucking your cock. Oh, she tried but my dick is way too big!

2. (Girl 1) I really like this new guy that I'm dating but he keeps trying to get me to suck his dick. (Girl 2) All you have to do is tell him that his dick is to big. Trust me he'll love it. I'm a snow job master!

snow job by Bald Monkey September 6, 2016

Snow Job 

An often failed attempt at placing positive spin upon unpopular actions performed by the Bush administration. The official "Snow Jobs" will be delivered by Tony Snow of FOX news now that he has accepted the appointment of Press Secretary for the Bush Administration.

"Did you hear the lastest Snow Job about Iran's nuclear intentions?"

Snow Job by David Durall' May 9, 2006

snow job 

Ejaculating into snow and form this snow into a snowball and use it to hit someone in the face

Nick pissed me off so i when we went outside i gave him with a snow job.

snow job by Race God April 17, 2011

Snow Job 

When one dashing Jon Snow gives his lovely lady a downstairs kiss which gets talked about for several episodes ;)

'Oh please darling can I have another snow job tonight?'

Snow Job by jonsnowwhatababe May 12, 2013