Waffle Spouse

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

by Kirby369 September 6, 2013

snouder

When something smells stronger than something else.

Her shit was snouder thsn febreeze

by Stonerthoughts October 3, 2019

scouser's passport

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

by attackweasel August 4, 2013

German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

straight spouse

Person who is heterosexual and married a gay, trans or bisexual person without knowledge of the LGBTQ status prior to the marriage.

She unknowingly became a straight spouse. He never told her his life long same sex attraction.

by Str8 spouse April 23, 2020

erstwhile spouse

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.

I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband

by Chimpeachment April 16, 2009

Soused

One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption.
This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.

"Woah that dude is soused"

by Timmy Magic August 24, 2005