German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

Randy Scouse Git

A Monkees song. Micky Dolenz wrote it based on his experience in England. Mentions his then soon to be wife Samantha, the Beatles, etc. Randy Scouse Git translates into "Horny Liverpuedlian Jerk", so Micky chose to call it "Alternative Title" just for its release in England.

She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine. And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind. It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress. It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess.

by Christine May 3, 2006

scouse

Scouse, or scouser.
Term for people originating in Liverpool (UK) or their accent/dialect. Used as a positive, neutral or derogaratory word depending on the speakers prejudices about said city.
It is part of a genre of slang terms which refer to people by stereotypes of their dietary habits. (Such as pom, limey or ros bif for the British.
The meal scouse was common in working class Liverpool in the past, and is a thick stew of lamb and vegetables, slow cooked in a pan to make cheap cuts of meat more palatable. For the very poor you could make do with 'blind scouse' which is a lamb stew with the lamb left out.
The older origin of the word is probably from the old Norse word 'skaus' again for a type of stew.

Did you hear about the scouse version of the film 'silence of the lambs?' It was called 'shut up ewes.'

by lewis January 9, 2005

snoosh

When a cat lightly touches you with its nose as an affectionate gesture. (a cats loving kiss)

My cat gave me a snoosh with its nose.

by Christine Hauser May 17, 2008

snoose

Chewing Tobbacco; Chaw;

SNOOSE ME! or I need some snoose.

by Pimp Masta Simms April 27, 2003

Scousey

A Scottish word meaning cheap or not generous

Suarez: "Can I borrow a pound for a drink?"
Gerrard: "No!"
Suarez: "Oh come on, don't be scousey"

by ChooChooChooseMe November 11, 2012

Snös

A person that is sneezing whilst he/she is having a snuff in his lip.

That person just snösed!

by Barre Jarre September 14, 2012