Style me short

Charlie’s mum is a leng one

I would like to bang Charlie’s mum (@style me short)

by The Minster minge magnets August 16, 2021

mental snort

The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.

I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.

by T-Cup May 21, 2014

Short Meal

Synonymous with "Side Piece", sometimes lover.

Because he is with me a few times a week, most people think he and I are serious about each other. Actually, he's only a Short Meal. Convenience.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021

Short men

Men who are short, which means under the average height of around 5'10'', or approximately 178 centimeters, or 1.78m. Short men are just that: short. They are not any less of a man than Mike Tyson. Short men are found in every region and culture, and are as varried as the taller models. Penis size is not a component of height, nor is maniness. Short guys often have trouble getting girls due to the natural female desire to find a man who can protect her and provide for her and her children. However, short men are great to hug, being at perfect height to cuddle into the breasts of the average woman, and during sex, this can be used for simultaneous stimulation of the breasts and vulva.

A list of short men who kicked ass:

Mikhail Kalashnikov, J.R.R. Tolkien, the ancient Romans, Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, Alexander the Great, Cicero Richard Hammond, Jackie Chan, Admiral Yamamoto, Suzuhara Bokuden, Musashi, Claudius, and many others. I myself am a short guy, and i have to tell you that it sucks. I'm only 5'4''. Getting a girlfriend is nearly impossible, unfortunately. However, I have managed to score cute and novelty points. So remember my sub-pint comerades: you cram more manliness into your 5' than they do in their 6'5''. Short people rule!

by cogitator May 30, 2010

short Mexican girl

Usually concerning on how aggressive they can be. But they can sometimes be sweet

Friend 1: Damn bro why is (blank) so aggressive

Friend 2: Idk man she’s just a short Mexican girl

by The Knightly Knight May 6, 2023

Snot meteor

When someone holds a finger over one nostril and blows out a single, hard surfaced (dried) booger into the air.

He was trying for a snot rocket, but blew
out a snot meteor. Almost put out an eye of a by-stander.

by tinkerslink December 17, 2008

Short Mexican

Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny

Guy 1: is that a short Mexican

Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him

Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN

Short Mexican: what do you want

Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go

short Mexican: nah ugly

by Jimmy John skimp July 8, 2022