snobfuck

like a dumbfuck, but also a snob.

"man, did you see that woman at moma? what a snobfuck!"

by markmark July 16, 2008

snowfuck

an overly sensitive hypocritical shithead who gets outraged over liberal outrage (as opposed to a snowflake meaning an outraged liberal).

Paul got all bent out of shape when he heard about the anti-Trump demonstration. It has nothing to do with him personally but he acts as if its an act of war. He's a real snowfuck.

by Wolfbearish May 25, 2017

sportfucking gene

*noun*: a person with the ability to have sex without developing emotional connections with the person he or she fucks.

"Dude, your definitely a nesting creature you must have been born without the sportfucking gene."

by evecchio April 13, 2010

Snowfucked

To receive snow in your area AGAIN after approximately 2-3 weeks of no snow/normal weather. Snowfucking occurs when this no snow/sudden snow pattern happens repeatedly for about 1-2 months and ongoing indefinitely.

"The weather's been awesome for weeks now! ..What? ..Wai-what do you mean look out the window? *Looks out* OH, MAN! WE'VE BEEN SNOWFUCKED AGAIN!"

"We thought we wouldn't get anymore snow, but we got snowfucked yesterday."

by Rei G. March 2, 2009

snarfuckled

describing an incident of two dogs getting stuck together mid-coitus, such that your dad has to spray them down with the garden hose.

two dogs got snarfuckled on our lawn right before the easter egg hunt. my mom made my dad get out the hose, and blast them apart.

by smoochie mclipenstein August 20, 2007

Snipefuck

to embarrass, destroy ,fry, pwn, own, and obliterate any goalie's hope of playing hockey by sniping them so hard they feel as if they've been fucked.

Ovechkin snipefucks whenever he wants.

Conor Clark is unable to snipefuck.

by jturc October 4, 2009

snakefuck

A logistical nightmare or hopeless entanglement of many separate things/people. Picture a writhing mass of snakes all trying to mate with each other.

Also commonly known as a clusterfuck or The Willage.

The security line is a snakefuck now that the TSA has introduced the full-body scanner.

by The Willage Idiot December 4, 2010